[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you. (you mean some ppl dont?)

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (fuck you windex)

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (im not stupid)

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (nope)

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.

[ ] You have been called a blonde (nobodys that stupid)

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (its hard but if i try and just reach that right angle...)

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow. (how did you know!)

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm (For shit it does)

[x] You sang them to make sure (weird)

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (yup)

[x] You have choked on your own spit. (im a disgrace to human kind)

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it (im a fucking nerd)

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (lets call it that)

[x] You have caught yourself drooling(i hate it when that happens

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (stupid mr fritze)

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (ummmm. like now?)

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about. (whenever something happens)

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (assholes)

[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice" (fuck that)

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math. *hides face*

[x] You have eaten a bug by accident (going 80 kph on a dirt bike without a visor on helmet)

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (UT is better but this is more amusing with more ppl)

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (looks down. not now but im sure its happened)

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (for shit. that always happens)

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.

[x] You break/lose a lot of things. *BAWL* (it was an accident!)

[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused (yes)

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (fuck you mr bitch

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (try but fail)

[x] The word "um" is used many times a day. (well ummmm...)

[x] You dont know what "um" means. (nope)

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.